Hakumen (Bizarre Adventures of Hakumen and his friends)

Hakumen is the main protagonist of Dinner Breaker's parody Bizarre Adventures of Hakumen and his friends.

Jin Kisaragi
Before Hakumen became who he is right now, he was a total gay ass pussy aka Jin Kisaragi, which dreamed to suck dick of his older brother (Ragna the Bloodedge). But when he saw Ragna and XxX_Rag_Scrub_De$troyer_13_XxX falling into the cauldron, he decided to jump here too, because he wanted Ragna's dick so hard. But Jin died, because "jumping into the lava" is a bad idea.

And then Jin appeared before Jesus. Jesus told him to think about everything that he has done in his life. Then Jin realised how much loser he was and asked Jesus to send him to hell. But Jesus refused to do that, because he knew about that world will be in danger, and only Jin can save everything. Then Jesus asked Jin to deny his past and become a true badass hero who will reap all sin of BlazBlue world - "Hakumen". After this Hakumen were sent into another BlazBlue dimension to save the world.

Before Bizarre adventures of Hakumen and his friends
Relius found Hakumen's soul and put it into another Susano'o unit that lied on his loft. Then Hakumen got married to Arakune, because Arakune somehow got pregnant. After Merkava were born, Hakumen and Arakune were taking care for him, but little Merkava ate way too much. And with no money Hakumen and Arakune decided to get rid of him and threw Merkava into cauldron (but Merkava survives and begin to eat everyone in UNIEL). Then they went their separate ways, like nothing happened.