Chris Gordman

"Oh, for f***'s sakes. Somebody kill me..."

- Chris Gordman

Christopher Gordman (better known as Chris Gordman) is a major character of the 2011 Australian adult-animated web series SMG4, and one of the two main protagonists (alongside Swagmaster) of the spin-off series Guards N' Retards. He is the partner of Swagmaster69696969696.

He is and a security guard who works at Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie in some bloopers. He was an antagonist in the earlier episodes, but he later redeemed himself.

During the ninth season of SMG4, he and Swagmaster both became important characters.

Personality
Unlike Swagmaster, Chris often acts as the straight man of the Guards N' Retards duo, as he is typically a hard-working, sensible, more intelligent and grounded person. Most times he's the one to come up with the plans during a situation. However, he does display a visible level of reluctance and anger with his job and his coworkers; especially with his partner, Swagmaster. Despite his frustration with his partner, Chris occasionally uses Swagmaster's dumb habits to work with his plans.

Chris can occasionally be a bitter and spiteful man due to his anger, but sometimes he shows a more sympathetic side. An example of that would be when he was worried about Swagmaster dying after he is assaulted by the Butt Ninja, as well as when he feels bad and guilty for previously yelling at Swagmaster for ruining their vacation. There are also times when he joins in on some of Swag's antics without any hesitation so that he can try to relax.

Unlike Swag, who has deep hatred for anime, Chris doesn't hate anime, and he also doesn't have any grudge towards Mario and his friends. He even apologized to Saiko Bichitaru about the anime ban still being ongoing and that she'll have to go back to Japan. The only thing he cares for during The Anime Arc is the job he has and fighting the gang in order to protect it, but he blamed the group for his lost job at first. He makes up for it by helping the group fine Meggy.

Trivia

 * Microsoft Mike is who Chris is voiced by.
 * In SMG4: Mario Works at McDonalds it's proven that he wishes to die.
 * Chris is one of the few major characters to have a last name. The other characters are Meggy Spletzer, Peach Toadstool, Professor E. Gadd, Dr. Eggman, Fishy Boopkins, JubJub Boopkins and Saiko Bichitaru.