Surreal

"what th e heck bro you runjind m s oup why yu runin my sop i well turd yoi in to da sep"

- Surreal's cooking getting ruined by the chef

Surreal is a being who was created on a star, Proxima Centauri. After being created, he just kinda floated and landed on earth, and a coincidence, landed where Norlus lives.

Appearance
Surreal doesn't really display much clothing, although he has a Board with a Nail for a hat and pretty big eyes.

Personality
Well, for starters he is pretty unaware of the dangers of Earth, he crashed into a pole at full speed, got hit by a car 14 times, didn't activate his parachute when sky diving, was under a building during a earthquake and got crushed. Despite this, he survived every painful incident.

Powers and Abilities

 * As he was born from space, he has the ability to nullify magic attacks that involve Time, deem similar to Norlus.
 * He is immune to any sorts of Corruption and Possession, because the said possessor or corruptor will slowly go insane after a second. Doesn't matter if its an organism, a parasite, or anything.
 * He has cellular level regeneration, can't be weakened by just slicing him or chucking a Spirit Ball at him.
 * He sucks at Hand-to-Hand Combat.
 * He can create shapes with his hands that no human could do with his hands, such as creating the number 2, literally with his hands.
 * He could use his Board with a Nail as a defensive or offensive item.
 * He is a master at Platformers and Obbies and somehow can cook meals with absolute proficiency.
 * His "Dirt Attacks" literally consists of a clump of dirt and chucking it at a antagonist's eyes. But, you can't really stop it. It pierces through swords, it negates invulnerability and any type of defense, immune to elements, trying to cancel the attack would lead it to cancel the cancel, and is VERY precise, no speed could dodge it. And if they get hit, they will receive mad pain to the eyes.

Trivia

 * Proxima Centauri is a real star and is located 4.2465 lightyears away, meaning that Surreal spent over 400 years drifting toward Earth!
 * He can't speak fluent English, but he speaks "Memelish"
 * He has a brother named Ingoré, unlike Surreal, he is bilingual (Spanish, English)