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Cranky Kong (Uncle Al)=

"INFLATION?! You have the power of GOD in your fingertips and you chose to watch inflation?! What the hell is wrong with you?!"

- Cranky's most famous quote.

"You assholes! That roof protects my sins from God!"

- Cranky's other famous quote.

Cranky Kong is the tritagonist of the american adult comedy web series Donkey Kong Country Abridged. He is Donkey Kong's grandfather and the keeper of the Crystal Titty which contains his internet history. Like the other male characters in the show, Cranky is voiced by the show's creator, Uncle Al.

Big Dumb Day
At the beginning of the episode, Cranky is seen singing about telling people to not look into his closet where he poops. When he finishes the song, he greets the viewer (who he assumes is called "IncestLover32") and tells them to take a look at the Crystal Titty which is where he introduces the viewer to Donkey Kong. Cranky says that, with the Crystal Titty, he can look at DK from all kinds of perverse angles for which he would probably be arrested in person. He reveals that the crystal also a two way connection, meaning that DK heard all of that. Cranky then gives the viewer a chance to wish for their wildest desire to become a reality. The said desire turns out to be watching at inflation (which is actually just an image of King K. Rool) which Cranky calls the viewer out for, hence the above quote. However, it wouldn't be long until K. Rool and his army show up. When K. Rool hass his troops fire at Cranky's roof, Cranky calls them out for it, telling them that the roof was supposed to protect his sins from godand proceeds to shoutout Donkey Kong's name. It wasn't long until DK comes in alongside Diddy and take care of the Kremlings. Once K. Rool and his forces are dealt with, Cranky tells DK and Diddy to fix his roof because god is currently watching him.

Cranky is later seen on the conveyor belt on top of Bluster Kong's Barrel Factory and jumping straight into the factory, only to then get trapped inside a barrel. Cranky then complains that he should've just stayed home and watched Candy Kong through the Crystal Titty. Despite this, he also says that he's seen Blobfish that look better than her.

Some time later, King K. Rool arrives at Cranky's house, declaring that his day of reckoning has arrived. Cranky comes out to ask if K. Rool brought his dog. K. Rool tells him that Krusha isn't a dog before calling him and ordering him to get the Crystal Titty for him. Cranky then calls forth Donkey Kong to fight Krusha. However, as it turns out, since a robotic clone of Candy cut his hair, Donkey Kong became extremely weak and is easily beaten by Krusha. As Cranky tells DK to get up, K. Rool enters his house to steal the Crystal Titty and proceeds to shove it up his rectum in order to absorb its energy. When Cranky tells him that that isn't how the crystal is used, K. Rool pulls it out of his butt, saying that he was only testing it and leaves the house with the crystal. Cranky tries to tell him to give him back the titty, only for K. Rool to reply to him with a "No." from a far distance.

Now with the Crystal Titty in the wrong hands, Cranky laments that once his search history is downloaded, he'll be done for. DK comes to him and tells him that Candy cut his hair, resulting in him being in a weakened state. Cranky replies to him by saying that the hair is supposed to a monkey's most vital asset and that he failed. When all hope seems lost, Funky Kong shows up in his airplane with Cranky saying it's been weeks since he has ordered the jamaican brand. When Funky takes DK and Diddy to the place where they could regrow DK's hair, Cranky goes back to his house to whip out some bosley.

While Diddy and Funky try to get DK's hair back, Cranky sends Candy and Bluster Kong to take the listerine to DK and make him drink it. Candy tells him that she didn't cut his hair while Bluster defends her by saying that she's been working in his barrel factory all day. Cranky says that he doesn't care who did it as the fate of him and his internet history depends on DK's strength returning. He then tells the two to get out of his house and find DK. After that scene, Cranky is absent for the rest of the episode.

Ape Fool Young
At the beginning of the episode, Cranky is seen singing his cover of Singing in September and dancing to it. After he finishes dancing, Cranky nearly lets out a fart and says that he nearly lost a gamble to it. Cranky then prays that no one busts through the door in a next few seconds and scares the fart out of him, only for the opposite to happen as King K. Rool and his minions break into his house.

K. Rool demands Cranky to give him the Crystal Titty while also calling him a defecating degenerate. Cranky responds by telling him that him that he's not defecating as he's trying to replicate the sound of the ocean with his butt. K. Rool then demands his minions to hang him on a golden statue of DK while he gets the crystal for himself. Just before he could get his hands on him, K. Rool hears DK along with Diddy coming to Cranky's house to borrow the vacuum and orders the Kremlings to hide, so the two wouldn't find them.

Triva

 * According to Ape Fool Young, Cranky has a criminal record that's at least a mile long.
 * The scene where Cranky stalls time, so DK could turn back to normal in Ape Fool Young is a reference to Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie.


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