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=== Deadpool looks for Bigfoot ===
 
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=== Deadpool plays basketball ===
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{{Quote|Shoot this!|Deadpool throwing the basketball after Foodcritic wanted a turn to shoot.}}{{Quote|Then stop being so bad|Deadpool heckling Foodcritic for losing }}{{Quote|You missed completely!|Deadpool making fun of Foodcritic for failing to hit him with the ball}}{{Quote|Oh shit, oh shit|Deadpool realizing the basketball hit Loan Yoda}}{{Quote|That looks like someone committed identity theft|Deadpool when Yoda questions him why Deadpool's name was on the basketball.}}
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=== Deadpool launches fireworks ===
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{{Quote|Damn. I don't have any bottles. I'll just use this can of beans. That'll work. Right?|Deadpool taking a can of beans to launch bottle rockets out of}}{{Quote|Boom!|Deadpool when the bottle rockets explode}}{{Quote|Shit, that was loud|Deadpool after regaining consciousness }}{{Quote|Oh my! There is a plane overhead! Looks like a private jet. I bet it's Tony Stark. Alright, let's go hit Tony.|Deadpool launching a bottle rocket at a private jet}}{{Quote|Awww Shit!|Deadpool being strapped to a bottle rocket and launched}}
   
 
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Deadpool is a friend of Sheogorath and Ultimate Warrior. Deadpool is sometimes allowed to join them in their adventures. However, Deadpool is sometimes annoying. Whenever Deadpool wasn't invited to an adventure, he usually shows up later. Deadpool also tries to hit on women whenever he can. Deadpool usually adds inappropriate jokes and actions to adventures.

Fy

At some point, Deadpool met and had to take care of a gorilla named Fy. Fy constantly humped items like pillows and oreos. Fy also had a pen cap in his nose. Deadpool found Fy to be very annoying and hated dealing with him. Fy also called Deadpool Little D(certain reasons that annoy Deadpool). However, Deadpool learned something from Fy. Fy liked spanking his peepee. Deadpool decided to try doing it and immediately started liking it. However, Deadpool still gets annoyed by Fy. Sometimes Deadpool makes Sheogorath babysit Fy.

This next part is categorized in the order it appears

Deadpool's Adventures

Deadpool Bakes A Cake

Deadpool started out by giving a list of ingredients. He then said the wine was very important. He then showed adding flour to the pan and then shaking it up. He then put in some salt and then put in some mustard. Then Deadpool drank some wine and passed out. When he woke up, he said to check on the cake and that it was in the oven. Deadpool looked inside the oven and there was a pizza. He then checked the ingredients and looked on the back of a pizza box. He then fell over on the box and passed out again. He later passed out again and the video ended.

Deadpool looks for Bigfoot

One day, Deadpool goes into the woods to hunt for Bigfoot. Through his search, he whacks trees to try and communicate with Bigfoot. Deadpool eventually comes to an open area and finds a stack of sticks. He uses two of them to whack a tree. He then throws them and gets out a banana. Deadpool fails to attract Bigfoot and throws the banana. Deadpool then explores but later decides to leave. As he is leaving, he gets chased by Bigfoot. Deadpool escapes up a tree but gets down when Bigfoot starts whacking a different tree with a stick. Deadpool then hides in a public restroom and waits for Bigfoot to leave. Deadpool escapes unharmed.

Deadpool goes to a graduation

Deadpool graduated Random School. When Deadpool arrived, he sat down and talked to Carnage. They later saw Xtreme Emperor arrive. Deadpool got bored and started to wonder where the speaker was. He then saw that Loan Yoda was the speaker. Deadpool was the second person to get his diploma. After getting his diploma, Deadpool said he would make more videos. Deadpool would later witness Xtreme Emperor attack a coconut. Deadpool would later watch The Stranger destroy the coconut.

Deadpool plays basketball

One day, Deadpool went to play basketball with Foodcritic and Xtreme Emperor. On Deadpool's first try, he got hit by the ball. Deadpool tried to shoot again but he got hit by the ball again. Deadpool would eventually make some shots and was in third place. He would later insult Foodcritic. This would cause Foodcritic to kick the ball at Deadpool. It missed and Deadpool insulted Foodcritic by implying he couldn't aim. Foodcritic then threw the ball at Deadpool. Deadpool passed out. Deadpool would later regain conciseness to take his turn but Foodcritic took the ball. Food critic would later throw the ball and it would bounce and hit Loan Yoda. Everyone ran away. However, Yoda arrived at Deadpool's door with the basketball. Yoda came inside to question Deadpool. Deadpool tried to claim he was innocent. However, Deadpool's name was on the basketball. Deadpool lied and said someone committed identity theft. Yoda didn't believe him and threatened a lawsuit. Yoda would later ask Deadpool if he had anything to say. Deadpool burped and Yoda attacked him.

Deadpool launches fireworks

On 4th of July, Deadpool watched an episode of Carnage and Friends. Carnage launched bottle rockets out of a wine bottle. Deadpool wanted to do that too so he went and got an empty bean can. Deadpool proceeded to launch bottle rockets. At some point, one of the rockets exploded close to Deadpool. This caused Deadpool to faint. Deadpool later regained consciousness and lit more fireworks. He would later set off firecrackers. Deadpool would later see a private jet overhead. Deadpool launched a bottle rocket at it thinking the jet belonged to Tony Stark. However, Loan Yoda fell out of the jet. Yoda landed near Deadpool. Yoda claimed to be paralyzed and questioned Deadpool. Deadpool acted like nothing happened However, Yoda had the remains of the bottle rocket as proof. Yoda then strapped Deadpool to a bottle rocket. Yoda lit the rocket and it exploded.

Deadpool the babysitter

*Content coming soon!

Notes

  • Deadpool loves chimichangas.

Quotes

Deadpool Bakes a Cake

Here is a list of ingredients you'll need for your Deadpool cake. First you'll need some salt! Then we'll need flour. And the Wine is very important as an ingredient. And the next ingredients we'll need for our cake is um, we also need butter and some shit. Alright, let's go.
~ Deadpool listing ingredients to his cake
Now that you've added your flour, it's time for us to just shake it up. So you want to shake it, spread it out. Put some salt in there. Mustard? Cool!
~ Deadpool shaking up flour
Oh fuck dude, that's a pizza man
~ Deadpool seeing a pizza in the oven
Let's check the list of ingredients. Cheeese!
~ Deadpool before falling over and passing out on the pizza box

Deadpool looks for Bigfoot

What the fuck is that?
~ Deadpool when he hears a beeping noise
I don't see any Bigfoot tracks. But we need this stick. Bigfoot is attracted to doing this
~ Deadpool before hitting a tree with a stick
A stick!
~ Deadpool finding another stick to whack a tree with
These are staring to look like predator tracks. BIGFOOT!
~ Deadpool shouting for Bigfoot after seeing predator tracks
That means.... FUCK
~ Deadpool getting distracted by an unknown object
These must be the sticks he uses to whack trees
~ Deadpool coming to the conclusion that the stick stack was Bigfoot's stack
Fuck you stick!
~ Deadpool after throwing his broken stick
Does Bigfoot drive a fucking motorcycle!?
~ Deadpool hearing a motorcycle
FUCK!
~ Deadpool after a bug flies in his mouth
I just shit myself
~ Deadpool before he leaves his hiding spot in the bathroom

Deadpool plays basketball

Shoot this!
~ Deadpool throwing the basketball after Foodcritic wanted a turn to shoot.
Then stop being so bad
~ Deadpool heckling Foodcritic for losing
You missed completely!
~ Deadpool making fun of Foodcritic for failing to hit him with the ball
Oh shit, oh shit
~ Deadpool realizing the basketball hit Loan Yoda
That looks like someone committed identity theft
~ Deadpool when Yoda questions him why Deadpool's name was on the basketball.

Deadpool launches fireworks

Damn. I don't have any bottles. I'll just use this can of beans. That'll work. Right?
~ Deadpool taking a can of beans to launch bottle rockets out of
Boom!
~ Deadpool when the bottle rockets explode
Shit, that was loud
~ Deadpool after regaining consciousness
Oh my! There is a plane overhead! Looks like a private jet. I bet it's Tony Stark. Alright, let's go hit Tony.
~ Deadpool launching a bottle rocket at a private jet
Awww Shit!
~ Deadpool being strapped to a bottle rocket and launched

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