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| “ | Yeah, why don'tcha suck my tit, you dumb bitch? Hehehehe! Swag. | „ |
| ~ Rainbow in DRESS.MOV |
Rainbow St. Dash is one of the seven main characters of PONY.MOV. She is a pegasus pony who mostly likes to insult her friends, act like a jerk, and repeat her catchphrase, "Swag!" Ever since she performed a time-reversing sonic rainboom, she is currently a titan.
Personality[]
Raimbow is an arrogant and inconsiderate pony who gets a kick out of pushing others around. However, in a recent episode, she tries to cheer up Twilight while the latter is distraught over the destruction of Ponyville, and when she ends up being the one to protect Ponyville and stop Discord. The ending implies she may have learned from her mistakes since she seems much nicer to her friends at that point. At the end of SWAG.MOV, Rainbow risks her life (and loses her wings) to save Ponyville from Discord and is actually the one who initiates a Group Hug when she realizes the group is finally together again. Considering it seems Fluttershy never snapped in that timeline (judging by the lack of mutilated animals in her shed), she may have eased up on her as well.
Biography[]
APPLE.MOV[]
Rainbow Dash first appeared telling Applejack (who was eating apples like crazy) that if she eats all of the apples, she'll get a "wicked bad tummy ache." When Pinkie Pie showed up and said the same thing, Rainbow commented on that, and laughed.
After Applejack went into a coma, she and the other ponies went to see if she was alright.
DRESS.MOV[]
While Discord was out destroying Ponyville, Rainbow was shown laying on a cloud, showing that she was too lazy to save the town.
When Twilight Sparkle asked if she could help her look for the Elements of Harmony, she replied by telling her to suck her tit, and calling her a dumb bitch. She then laughed obnoxiously, and said her catchphrase, "Swag!"
SHED.MOV[]
She, along with Spike and Pinkie Pie, tried to look for the Elements of Harmony in Fluttershy's shed. Not remembering about what Fluttershy said about people going in there, they entered anyway to find her shed lined with blood and slaughtered woodland creatures. Instead of noticing that, they saw that she kept a lot of "PlayPony" copies in a box, and Rainbow got a wingboner from looking at it.
Looking at the dead animal decorations, Rainbow claimed that this is what they should've expected from "some quiet bitch who spends all her time in the woods with small woodland critters."
Pinkie and Spike fled the scene when Fluttershy unexpectantly met the trio in her shed; but unfortunately, Rainbow Dash didn't escape in time enough, and was sliced in half by the chainsaw-wielding psychopath, who then got arrested.
MAGIC.MOV[]
After that bizarre scene, Twilight Sparkle and Spike dug up her dead body, and tried to resurrect her by using the powerful shock of lightning in a Frankenstein-esque fashion, but failed (giving her an Afro, as a result).
Twilight then gave Spike a shovel and told her to bury her again. The angry-looking Spike then decided to hit her with a shovel while proceeding to take her back to the cemetery because she didn't get a birthday present for him.
SWAG.MOV[]
It was then shown that Spike never buried her and was being poked with a stick by him for about an hour. Just when Spike was about to poke her again, she came back to life, screaming, causing Spike to scream in fear, thus proving that the resurrection worked.... as thought as first, as she was in a coma the whole time.
After being told what she's missed over. The past few years, Rainbow then sees Twilight looking sad that she didn't save Ponyville, so she tried to cheer her up by performing a sonic rainboom, which reverses time back to the beginning of SHED.MOV, where Apple Bloom is nearly crushed.
We also see that Rainbow got her usual tomboyish mane, abs, muscles, fingers, and was the same size as Discord as well. Both Rainbow and Discord have an epic fight, but Rainbow almost loses when Discord jumps onto her back and rips off her wings extremely. Rainbow passes out, but then looks up at a building where Scootaloo's on top, telling her to get up because she believes in her, giving her more confidence. Rainbow Dash then succeeds by bucking Discord off her back, calling for Twilight to summon the Sword of the Holy Titans, and then takes it to slice his head off.
When Rainbow shrinks to original size, she is taken to the hospital, where she is congratulated by her friends. She's a little bit bummed about losing her wings but is happy to find out that she and her friends are all together again.