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| “ | Wagenheim and Sakuranomiya, I, Salvatore Gastaldello, real name Salvatore Silesu, have HAD IT with the both of you! You both are sentenced to death by gunshot to both of your skulls for all the crimes you have caused! And now because I had a change of heart, I will NOT SEE THE BOTH OF YOU IN HELL! GOODBYE! | „ |
| ~ Salvatore's angered anti-villainous breakdown as he sentences Arnulf and Naoko to death for their atrocities as he shoots them square in the brain. |
| “ | Ah, Naoko and Arnulf. I've been expecting you to come back. Now, since you both returned back home from Hell, I'm giving you both one more chance to act like real friends. But if you hurt Hoki and do anything wrong, I'm kicking your asses! But since Lucemon is out there being his Approved Pure Evil asshole self as always, I'll let you two back in the Family | „ |
| ~ Salvatore welcoming Naoko and Arnulf back to Earth while warning them about their cruelty (and later on, Lucemon). |
Salvatore Gastaldello (born Silesu) is the titular main protagonist of the crossover Wattpad fanfic, Kindness and Generosity: Salvatore Gastaldello Reforms as Good by lucasblakeman0. He was a fascist dictator in the previous world then later revived and became one of the protectors of the Observable Universe. He is based on Lucas's interpretation of the namesake of one of the posthumous antagonists of the Countryhumans fanfiction, The Full Moon Hangs Above. Sal is born on March 17 (Saint Patrick's Day), 1861.
Appearance[]
Salvatore has white skin with the flag of Italy on his face, on the center is a blue symbol with red on the inside and a white cross. Before he became a fascist, it used to have a crown above it. He used to have normal teeth until they break after his first death from the First Italo-Ethiopian War, he started wearing prosthetic dentures after his first revival then later became normal again. In the previous world, one of his outfits were a white military uniform with gold accents and black strap, dress shirt and tie over it with a matching cap with a golden eagle insignia. He also wore black boots.
After his second revival, the symbol on his face is now gone, his current attire is a brown uniform with golden epaulettes, dark green lapels and breast pocket with a golden button and a dark brown strap over it. It had a dark green cap with the same insignia.
Personality[]
There is very little known about what was his personality like when he was just Kingdom of Italy and before the creation of fascism, though it's said that during his early life, he had a strained relation with his father, Melchiorre.
In addition, when he was Kingdom of Italy, Sal's personality is more serious and is a bit more grim. In the previous world, like Arnulf, Naoko and Yelena (during the Cold War though not entirely), Salvatore is very cruel and sadistic to his enemies. There are moments where he tries to act nice, usually towards his children and his allies and enemies' children, but it turns out to be just a façade to get along with them. He is shown to berate and abuse his children for not accepting his fascist ideology, just like what Arnulf did to his son, Siegfried, Naoko to Kanoko and Yelena to Roza, Lyudmyla, Sviatlana and the 12 kids she kidnapped, though Sal does have his true kind moments, i.e. giving Beatrice and Niccolò ice cream and calmly telling her, Renato, Niccolò, Siegfried and Kanoko to play outside when they were little and when they first met.
And lastly, before his death by execution, Sal talks about redeeming himself, much to Beatrice's confusion, only to turn out that he's lying about it to manipulate her, and Bea left with a blank expression while Sal begs for her to come back, but however, instead of lying to and manipulating Bea, Sal truthfully reveals that he does want to reform as good, and tells Bea that if she releases him, he'll rally up everyone, including Nicò, Ziggy and Kano, so they can punish Arnulf and Naoko for good, and after being released, Sal, true to his word, rallies up with everyone, with Bea's help, of course. It is confirmed that Sal actually cares very deeply for his and his allies and enemies' kids, and even outright shows remorse for hurting his kids, and feels especially bad for mistreating and mocking Beatrice, and even going so far as to tearfully hug her and told her that her marriage with Siegfried will make everything better. Also, Sal felt incredibly guilty about his strained relationship with his father, Melchiorre, so he successfully made amends with him and they teamed up as father and son again. In addition, he sympathized Yelena for what happened to her, to which Yelena sees this as very kind of him. He also told Yelena to be very careful on how she treats the kids she kidnapped, including Roza, Lyudmyla and Sviatlana, to which she accepted this as a promise (The kids are now already adults after they gained their independence). He also did something similar to Zbigniew for his father's death at Arnulf's hands, and gave him a hug while also revealing that Zbigniew doesn't have to kick Siegfried in the groin anymore. This, of course, made him feel better, as Zbigniew finally learned the truth. This, along with the other acts of sudden kindness, confirms that Sal's fake niceness and berating abuser phase is all a complete lie.
Surprisingly, Sal does care about his children, as he is very unhappy that they are involved in the war, revealing that, despite his atrocities, Sal does have a heart, but he only uses it when he's really serious. This even managed to help save his third child, Renato, who is the Italian Social Republic of Salò, from being a puppet slave to Arnulf, and even managed to bring him back to his senses with the combined help of Beatrice and Yelena, much to Arnulf's despair and bafflement on how his own ex-ally managed to save his other son from a horrible fate.
Fortunately, despite his intimidating reputation of being a bad person, Sal, deep down, is only just a sensitive child, and that he actively calls Goddess Europe "Mommy", and gets picked up and coddled by her like how a mother does to her own son. This reveals that Sal loves Goddess Europe, which fully strengthens their mother-son relationship.
Of course, on the last of his final days, Sal, having had it with his now-ex allies mistreating him this way, mentally snaps, losing all of his irredeemable qualities, and goes full-on anti-villain, fearlessly protecting and defending Siegfried, Niccolò, Beatrice and Kanoko from Naoko and Arnulf while successfully teaming up with Yelena, to whom he befriended and felt better due to his sympathy earlier, and everyone else by betraying, scolding and rightfully accusing Naoko and Arnulf for how horribly they mistreat their children and even Sal himself, and even remarks to Naoko that heavily guarding her daughter does absolutely nothing to make it better but isolating Kanoko. This reveals that Sal has a kind, caring and overprotective side of his nature, as the previously mentioned righteous villainous breakdown, along with the refusal to become a Blutsauger, and his love for women, makes him a force not to be tampered or slighted with, and it even justifies that Sal has the right to be angry at those who mistreat him with injustice. Because of Sal's newfound anti-villainous change of ways, all of these revelations factually predate Sal's reformation story. After executing Arnulf and Naoko, Sal, in his bed, passed away in his sleep, and gets sent to the modern world (in the year 2022, which is ironic since the year date after is 20XX).
Biography[]
Salvatore's backstory is the same as his TFMHA counterpart, but the only difference is what happened to him at the end of WWII. He betrayed Arnulf and Naoko and sentenced them to death for their atrocities by shooting them both. He later passed away in his sleep in 1946, the same year Italy became a republic.
He is revived by Goddess Europe for the second time, with agreeing with Lucas, and, after crying for Niccolò and Beatrice for his past cruel behavior and fully promising to treat them better, goes to a house which is surprisingly modern. As he is about to go to sleep, he meets the ghosts of his old allies, yet absolutely not the way for what he expects. He is absolutely horrified that Naoko Sakuranomiya (better known as the notorious Gascon French boogeywoman, Camacrusa, meaning "The Cruel Female Leg and Foot"), has monstrous and unforgivable intentions to have her way with him, but not before violently attacking and abusing Arnulf because he warned Sal about her and her malicious plans, and as his punishment, Naoko cruelly and heartlessly attacked and chased Arnulf (who Sal calls Scarbo) out of the house, with Sal having had it with her newfound hyper-aggressive temper and curses at her to stay away. After his rest, he went on his computer and accepts a lot of friend requests on his computer, which are from his former enemies. After unlocking the door and going outside, Sal is very happy that his former enemies and their allies have came, and after they introduced themselves to him, Sal (also known as Master Mourioche) replied back with courtesy and laughter, and even sympathized Yelena Ozarovskaya (also known as Mistress Mahwot) for what happened to her. After that, Sal planned out his and his gang's big plan, simply known as The Great Big Reformation War, and instructs his allies with praying for Arnulf and Himmel (which Sal calls Karnabo) to have their peaceful eternal rest, bribe Naoko into alcoholism, lock up all the doors and windows and scare her to death, and if done correctly, then there will be a huge reward, so they set forth to Naoko's house.
When they got there, Sal and his friends are outright horrified to see Arnulf and Himmel in their horrible state, so they prayed for them to have their eternal peaceful rest by chanting them to go home. The two wept happily, as they thanked Sal for his benevolence and sunk down to their graves. He then tells Hokmuto to bribe Naoko into drunken alcoholism, so he sent him off to her. He did as told, as he told Naoko he has a gift for her, as he held it up to her. Naoko opened it up, and to her happiness, she is gifted with the alcohol, Blue Curaçao, as she kissed him on the cheek and drunk the whole bottle, which made her sharp teeth fully bare and her body (internal and external) blush completely red, revealing her sweet and motherly side, as they hold hands and Hoki took her to the living room. Pass then uses his incredible speed from his wings to lock up all the doors and windows. Taki and Sarvente then went up to the now-hammered Naoko as they turn into their giantess demoness forms, much to her confusion and worried uncertainty. Taki and Sarvente, now called Satan Taki and Lucifer Sarvente, shrieked unbearably loud, scaring Naoko so badly that her whole body turns completely pink in fear as the mixture of turning white from her fright and red from being drunk, as she tries to run away and burst to tears as she pleads for them to stop, to no avail, revealing her to be a huge coward, but manages to regain her anger and cruelty when being completely cornered, and called Hoki a traitorous brat, yet this annoyed him and remarked this, saying her atrocious behavior and actions are genuinely annoying, revealing that when he's scolded at, Hoki shows no fear at all. Taki and Sarvente gave Naoko the final scream, as she howls and yowls at the top of her lungs, as she died from a fatal heart attack from what's known as the Scariest Jumpscare of the Observable Universe, and her body and house evaporates into nothing, giving Naoko her just desserts and best-deserved punishment. After this heroic act, Lucas and Goddess Europe congratulated Sal and his allies for saving the Observable Universe, and as Sal's reward, his real teeth grew back, much to his delight and his friends' compliments. Sal also became what's now known as Reformed Fascist Italy, with a halo over his head and adding the Anti-Fascist, Anti-Nazi, Anti-Communist and Anti-Imperialist symbols on the flag area of his face, yet purposefully, his shield emblem remains intact. After that, he and the whole gang gets everything ready for Halloween Night. At Halloween Night, Sal and his gang announced that the song they will play is Hozier's Work Song, as they sang the song live on their concert, showing off Sal's outstanding capability to sing and play instruments. After the successful performance and the performers' displays of love and affection, Sal and Dark Witch kissed each other on the lips. At the end of the story, Sal and Dark Witch are now the married boyfriend and girlfriend now husband and wife, and Salvatore and Dark Witch, along with the whole gang, are the righteous protectors of the Observable Universe. In addition, he, along with Ziggy, Nicò, Kano and Bea, became Hoki's big brother, making the latter four his other big brothers and sisters.
Surprisingly, after Naoko is brought back from her punishment in Hell as her promise to treat everyone better and change her mean ways and getting her official title of "Arch-Grandmother of the Observable Universe", Sal, along with the whole gang, is very proud and happy of her change of heart and decided to let her stay to take care of Hoki and make her a part of the family.