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| “ | There's a hairnet, in patrolling jelly, under the sink you're gonna need it! It's gonna get, really really messy!! | „ |
| ~ Shrek to Chef Pee Pee in "SML Movie: Shrek's Homemade Cheesecake" |
Shrek Safe Cheesecake III is a major character of the SuperMarioLogan series. He is is one of Mario's friends and an obese ogre who is very addicted to cheesecake to a fault.
He used to be one of the main characters of the series, but he is now a minor character who doesn't appear in videos often since 2018 due to his crapping being a violation of YouTube’s rules.
He is voiced by Logan's older brother, Lance Thirtyacre, who also voiced several other characters in the series such as Jeffy, Black Yoshi, Woody, Goodman and Doofy the Dragon.
Personality
Shrek is a disgusting ogre who likes to eat Cheesecake and take craps. He is so obsessed with cheesecake that he literally has sexual intercourse with it in his everyday addition to eating it all day all week. At one point, he even got his own sewer just to contain his crap. His obsessions lead him to wasting his entire life eating cheesecake, taking craps, and generally being rather gross and filthy.
As a person, he is very lazy, hedonistic, childish, mentally ill, feckless, incompetent, somewhat moronic, lacking in self-discipline, non-compliant, random, manipulative, sloppy, slovenly and rather worthless.
Shrek can also get angry when he doesn't get food or when someone disturbs him. This has happened when Skittles eats Shrek's food from McDonald's and when Skittles disturbs Shrek when he is eating his cheesecake in his room. In addition, he is also shown to be cruel to just about everyone in some videos by doing antagonistic things such as abusing Mario and shoving a corn-dog up his butt just because he said that Shrek wasn't part of his family, forcing Mario to drink his diarrhoea because Mario wouldn't give him toilet paper, murdering Toad multiple times, throwing Toad out of the house, occasionally making Toad eat his crap and making a hurtful and mean rap against Toad with Black Yoshi.
Despite acting antagonistic, he occasionally has good intentions and cares for Mario and helps him out.
Because of how bizarre, silly, strange and crazy he is, Shrek often partakes into some very goofy antics when it comes to taking craps and doing some preposterous, nonsensical and/or childish things for the sake of comedic value.
Heroic Acts
- In The Bird, when Skittles attacked and tried to eat Black Yoshi, Shrek grabbed a gun and shot the bird to save Black Yoshi.
- In the Baby Shrek series, he cares about his son, Shrek Junior and tries to stop him from playing with weapons.
- He occasionally helps Mario.
- Good examples of this are in "The Ring!"; where he was willing to eat Taco Bell when he said he will never do it again, just to help Mario get his ring back, in "Jeffy Loses His Teeth!"; he agreed to try and help get Jeffy's cracked tooth out when he and Jeffy were tied and fell off the stairs, landing on a trampoline, which did not work, and in "Shrek the Babysitter"; he did his best to babysit Bowser Junior and Jeffy, while he took a crap while the duo went to the kitchen and ate Shrek's cheesecake, he also disciplined them for the duo's mischievous act of locking Shrek in the bathroom.
- In "Jeffy's Booger Ball", he indirectly helped fixing the hole in a dam and saving the town upon stopping an mass flooding by filling it with a bunch of sh*tballs and making a boulder sized ball of feces that fixed the dam issue and replacing the missing booger ball that Brooklyn had caused.
Quotes
| “ | Ah, cookies for breakfast! That is totally crazy, but I want it in my belllly!! | „ |
| ~ Shrek watching a Cookie Crisp commercial in the Super Bowl episode |
| “ | Ah, forget #YOLO, it's all about that #YOEC now: You Only Eat Cheesecake | „ |
| ~ Shrek in "SML Movie: Shrek's Hot Cheesecake" |
| “ | IT'S GONNA BE HIRO-SHIMA IN HERE!! | „ |
| ~ Shrek in "SML Movie: The Ring!" |
| “ | I! Am!! Iron, Donkey!!! | „ |
| ~ Shrek in "SML Movie: Shrek's Hot Cheesecake" |
| “ | The devils have possessed my bowels. | „ |
| ~ Shrek in "SML Movie: Baby Shrek" |
| “ | Donkey, if I'm not here when you come back, the toilet has taken my soul. And, you can have my cheesecake. | „ |
| ~ Shrek to Mario in "SML Movie: Baby Shrek" |
| “ | Donkey, I'm always up for a new challenge!' | „ |
| ~ Shrek in "SML Movie: Shrek's Coma" |
| “ | Donkey, there is only ONE thing, that'll make me fart... BEAN soup Donkey... I have not had BEAN soup, in YEARS!! I HAVEN'T HAD IT IN SO LONG BECAUSE IT CREATES THIS, ASTRONOMICAL CRISIS DONKEY! I NEED, BEAN SOUP in order to fart! It NEVER fails Donkey! NEVER! ... HURRY DONKEY! MY BOWELS ARE GOING TO EXPLOOOOOOODE!!!!!!! | „ |
| ~ Shrek to Mario in "SML Movie: Jeffy's Coma. |
| “ | So I saw, where the TOWN needed a new booger ball to fill the dam. And I don't have boogers! But I do have shit! So I sat there, and I know that I sometimes get constipate, and then, the little balls of shit come out of my ass like, plsh plsh plsh!! So what I did was, is I collected a bunch of shit balls, and made one big, SHIT BOULDER!!! And so I went down there, and put it up and CLOGGED the HOLE!!! Oh... I'm feeling another rumbling in my tummy NOW, and I think there's going to be another SHITBAAAAAALL!~ HHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! | „ |
| ~ Shrek telling Breaking News how he saved a town from flooding. |
Trivia
- He was born in Waterford Ireland.
- Shrek almost always calls Mario "Donkey." However, in earlier videos such as in "Shrek's Big Crap", he did call Mario by his real name on very rare occasions.
- As revealed in Baby Shrek Episode 2, his full name is Shrek Safe Cheesecake III.
- It is mentioned in Joseph Moves In that he weighs about 717 pounds.
- The plush used for Shrek is the same one as the LuigiFan00001 version of him.
- On Lance's channel in the Q&A video it's revealed that Shrek has eaten over 12 billion cheesecakes in his entire life.
- It is revealed in Shrek's Diet that Shrek's body has built up an immunity to diabetes, due to the fact that he has an immense amount of diabetes that he wasn't even aware he had.
- Shrek could represent "Gluttony" due to his obsession of cheesecake and never allow anyone to eat or share with him.
- It's revealed in a character Q&A, that Shrek has diarrhoea 45 to 50 times every day.
External links
- Shrek on the Villains Fanon Wiki
- Shrek on the SML Wiki
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