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| “ | (laughing maniacally) Now, all we gotta do is make sure Google disposes of these SINS for the GREATER good! Those bitches!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, telling Google to erase Rule 34 while he is in space, right after destroying every single website of R34 he gathered. |
Sylvester JS. Cat is the titular anti-hero of the How Chef Sylvester Destroyed RULE 34 video from the web channel RobotnikZentric. He also stars as the main protagonist of Sylvester.
His character is an over-the-top homage of Sylvester J. Pussycat Sr. from Looney Tunes.
He is voiced and portrayed by Joseph DiAngelo Sanford, who also voiced Porky, Daffy, Pepe Le Pew, Pitu Le Pew, Sylvester Jr, and Garfeild in the same video. The same person is also known for voicing and portraying Scoobo and Sonic T. Junior from SuperSonicJoseph.
Personality[]
Contrasting his original incarnation with being a bumbling predator, now he's much more tactical, dangerous and empowered than ever before. He has become more of a megalomaniacal, power-hungry leader who is self-aggrandizing and also obsessed with fixing the internet by his own means necessary. He takes joy in being a charismatic chef host on his own show and having a position of power as a super-powered cat. So, his obsession on catching Tweety has been entirely dropped in favor of wanting to gain influence in his favor to earn respect from everyone after being fed up with being disrespected by many people in his life.
Sylvester has also become much more competent and smarter than before. He has also become more failure-intolerant and intimidating, since he is prone to getting easily peeved at degenerates like Pepe Le Pew (as well as Pitu Le Pew) for their debauchery, which made Sylvester to attack them with weapons as self-defense. He also revels in his plans succeeding as he'd sound bombastic upon getting the advantage from overpowering Porky for snapping at him and destroying many cartoon pornography sites with his own RPG, making him much more of a threat once provoked.
Despite all of his schemes, megalomania, sadism and propaganda as an anti-heroic extremist with a Darwinist streak and a big ego, he has a very comedic and over-the-top personality. As he is also prone to being sarcastic, humorous, sly and bombastic at those he finds annoying or hopeless, especially Daffy Duck and Porky Pig themselves.
He is also quite sadistic, arrogant, wrathful, deranged and intolerant, Sylvester takes crap from absolutely nobody who threatens him or any degenerative individual alike, he can also be quite deceitful, underhanded, prideful and deceptive when he has to be, where Sylvester tends to a lot more manipulative than ever before.
He is hegemonic as he has a true obsession with power, status and dominance, it's now revealed that he got his powers from getting a magical amulet that buffs him up, and ever since, Sylvester has been hiding this power from the public eye until he exercised all of his magical abilities to become even more invincible and unstoppable without anyone knowing, which was when he then revealed himself to be omnipotent to everyone by broadcasting himself destroying worlds of cartoon porn in an attempt to prove that Sylvester is no longer a hopeless punching bag that he used to be before he starts laughing maniacally in his acts of destroying every world of Rule 34 while broadcasting himself, making his presence known to the world as a "sublime feline" who did the world a favor. As a result, this also had earned him the status of becoming a well-respected, womanizing pimp who got 9 feline ladies (Hello Kitty, Penelope Pussycat and Sylvia from Looney Tunes, Toodles Galore from Tom & Jerry, Kitty from T.U.F.F. Puppy, Callie Briggs from SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron, Mittens from Bolt, Olivia from Oggy & The Cockroaches, and Duchess from The Aristocats) to serve him as his group of loving fangirls who are genuinely attracted to Sylvester prior to him destroying sexual websites featuring them on the internet.
Despite all of this, he is also shown to be genuinely friendly and thoughtful in general towards cats, anyone who supports his revolutionary campaign, anyone who's against the lewd side of the internet, or those who support his goals to fix society despite Sylvester overestimating most people as "bothersome" and "selfish" with plenty of "freaks of nature" (and rarely gets angry). He's also sympathetic towards scapegoats like Chicken Little for example, which is why he didn't qualify him to be in a cooking menu of his on his own cooking show.
He does have PTSD, as he appears to be visibly traumatized over having memories of Pepe and Pitu's flirtatious attitude coming across as so incredibly creepy and provocative, it has shown in Sylvester's reactions to this has him interpreting that as horrible memories of the skunks raping him against his will, serving as the prime reason he goes crazy and threatens the skunks with a shotgun that turns into a RPG, which he used to make them leave his house. He also appears to have a case of pyromania, as Sylvester revels in blowing up every Rule 34 website by laughing in glee when it makes a huge explosion in space, and he convinces his son to join him with setting arson to anything unbearable on the internet.
His goals are to harm any tormentor of his (ex. The Le Pews), and to create a new reputation and a better image of himself as a hegemonic leader who desires to make the world a better place without degeneracy around him on the internet and in real time. He then goes to the measure of his attempts at using themes of conspiracy and hegemony while using his power of magic, reality-warping skills and bravado to exercise his charisma to gain followers for his ideals he treats as "revolutionary" and to also gain power and influence of the whole Looney Tunes universe by running a campaign that actively goes against Rule 34 titled "Sylvester Supreme Pride". He proudly uses propaganda or death threats to get even to those who have underestimated Sylvester in the past upon possessing the power to overpower other people (ex. Porky Pig) and to show the world what he's made of, which is why he views living with Granny as a "horrid lifestyle". Which made Sylvester seek to fix his world overall, by homicidal and aggressive means to fix the degeneracy of his world, which makes him become very zealous, lethal, self-righteous, and become more of an extremist as time passes.
However, at the end of the video, he eventually gets somewhat of a more heroic role once he gets to destroy Rule 34, and Sylvester gleefully seeks to banish anything lewd on the internet to clean it entirely; as he wants to bring his son along with him to do so. This makes Sylvester become an anti-hero with a sense of true bravado behind his villainous and immoral actions mixed with his brash and charismatic attitude.
He also has a twisted side to his noble goals, as Sylvester will go out on his way to track down and kill cartoon characters that posts lewd content of themselves due to Sylvester's disgust of said content being too explicit or inappropriate.
Bio[]
How Chef Sylvester Destroyed RULE 34[]
He is first seen making a cooking video that was also in his show "Sylvester Hour", by broadcasting himself to the world because he was wanting to find a bird to cook since he's in the mood, and he invites Garfeild to join him in his own show Sylvester's broadcasted show he made to get views and make himself known to the world as a chef who's also a leader of a revolutionary campaign called "Sylvester's Supreme Pride"; which became an mantra he'd say on occasion as a form of pride.
Daffy comes in aggressively interrupting Sylvester by showing off his dance moves in a rather moronic & pointlessly rude manner, Sylvester then tells Garfeild to get rid of Daffy by putting him outside and lying to him about being a "outdoor mascot" of Sylvester's abode. Which resulted in Daffy being shot by Sylvester and sent to a realm where a giant pencil erases him, as Sylvester premeditated it too.
Sylvester continues with his show, when Pepe Le Pew and Pitu Le Pew show up to Sylvester and ask him flirtatiously inappropriate questions of "gangbanging" and "tongue kissing", Sylvester gets PTSD flashbacks over what the two did (sexually harass and rape him in the past) and because of this, this leads to Sylvester comically loosing his sanity and threatening the two to back off or else they'd be shot by Sylvester with his shotgun he turns into a RPG, which naturally scares them off for the first time ever (when Pitu made the stupid mistake of tempting him by calling him "fine and breedable"), Sylvester used a RPG to shoot them and they're seen running away, and it's implied they died; much to Sylvester's delight.) When Porky Pig then stops by to ask him what's going on since he sees Sylvester on national television, Sylvester gives him a stern look and makes a Rocky 2 quote; Porky asks why did Sylvester reference Sylvester Stallone from Rocky 2, which results in Sylvester telling Porky to "Go Fudd Yourself!", and Sylvester summons Elmer Fudd with a gun to play a game called "Low Shot High Shot" as Porky is seen running away from Elmer when Porky says you first count to three.
Sylvester finally finishes his review for what types of canaries does he considers others to have for their meals and what should be left in the dust, the video goes worldwide. It then cuts to Sylvester Jr. asking him “Oh father, what happened next?”, Sylvester says how in response to his horrible lifestyle in the past, he got his superpowers by finding and keeping a ancient amulet so he could master the magic on his own. He also then tells his son how he gained massive popularity around the world for recording himself destroy every single world and website of R34 art for Sylvester to get rid by his infinity gauntlet to make them all collide into one messy ball and then using his RPG to blow it all up on live camera, all by saying to himself he's the only rapscallion king to reign supreme before doing so.
Due to Sylvester doing this with glee and telling the camera after maniacally laughing to himself: "Now, all we gotta do is make sure Google disposes of these SINS for the greater good! Those bitches!!", spotlighting this event has made him gain tons of good publicity by everyone around the world cheering him on due to everyone finding him to be a "sublime feline" and famous as a hero that fixed their innocence when nobody else did. Sylvester also immediately became a lady-killer who was simply pimping and got many feline women attracted to him while he was in a club.
Sylvester's son cheers on his father for destroying worlds of cartoon porn and said how Sylvester showed the world that he's a "cool cat", Sylvester then tells him how it's his proudest moment, claims that he knows the future for his son being a bright future for him when he puts in the effort to earn said future, Sylvester then notices how his slobbering lisp is going away by a little, and in addition to Sylvester telling him the whole story, he gets a idea and asks his son to join his empire of Sylvester Supreme Pride by destroying anything unbearable on the internet as father and son as a way to clean the world from degenerates and terror on the internet, and Sylvester Jr accepts the plan with zeal. In response to this, Sylvester says they'll start with the bad content on TikTok and Twitter.
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During his quest to destroy anything lewd on the internet, he finds a video on the internet that has Garfeild twerking, Sylvester sees this and tells himself he knows what must be done, and in response to seeing his former television assistant's inappropriate video: it's shown that Sylvester sneaks up to Garfeild while he's asleep and presumably attempts murdering him with a knife and fork.
Sylvester Trailer[]
This introduces Sylvester explaining his story as the rapscallion deity with his three companions; Junior, Buster, and one that from died from a overdose of some sort. He mentions some exposition on how they all sat down in Sylvester's underground club, plotting to sabotage lewd online content for the evening by fine-tuning powers of any type, hunting down note-worthy degenerates with their IP addresses, and maintaining all of the power and resources to do so. Which Sylvester said to make us ready for some ultraviolence that will ensue.
Sylvester (PILOT)[]
Sylvester is seen telling us, the viewers, with some exposition to fill us in for what's going to come in the series, such as hunting down degenerates with some ultraviolence and arranging the act for collective sabotage towards Rule 34, which he proudly states it's for his own squad "Sylvester Supreme Pride".
The episode then begins at Sylvester's house, discussing to his son about taking drastic measures to remove garbage off of the internet, and then asking his son what peaked his curiosity, Junior then asked Sylvester what was the noise last night and it cuts to a scene where Sylvester couldn't sleep because of the yelling outside, which resorted to Sylvester using his gun he pulled out and shooting those who were making noise outside. Sylvester looked paranoid before telling Junior that it was nothing but a mistake that should never be referred to again. Afterwards, they are seen going to Sylvester's underground lair where he discusses in detail about how Sylvester's sabotage plan will be prepared by exercising the cosmic powers of arson, marksmanship, and weaponizing the gadgets of mass destruction that relates to "reality-warping" superpowers, which he says in emphasis, it will have to be exercised like it's a war zone.
64 minutes later, it cuts to Junior practicing his telekinesis with a boulder, which Sylvester applauds his son for practicing the superpower with a super-powered amulet, and he tells his son how they have to rest off the exercise for the day since there's always tomorrow, which had Sylvester nearly getting eerie about his plots for those he seeks to kill and demolish before clearing his throat and rephrasing his words after Junior said "WHAT?!", which Sylvester walks upstairs with Junior and gets him to bed and suggests Junior to rest for the night, when Junior yells out that he wants his macaroni, Sylvester tells him go to bed, which cuts Sylvester looking tired and saying that was so much for his "scoliosis poliosis" for a spine, and then sees Garfeild's new video, which Sylvester got curious about. Once he saw Garfeild twerking and yelling to Odie to leave, Sylvester then gets the urge to track him down.
He is then seen trying to lift weights before it fell on him, then he goes to see if he should go to a Dojo Karate facility or a Gun Shop to see what types of weapons he should use to hunt down Garfeild, he then goes to the guns store and then shoots Timmy Turner with sadistic glee. He is then seen at a desert, possibly where he wanted to exercise and got turned into a skeleton.
Later he is seen stalking Garfeild and teleporting from place to place to see how far Garfeild is going, which Sylvester claims he wasn't slick and if he was challenging him, once Garfeild walks down a street, Sylvester is seen from the right and telling us the viewer that finding Garfeild will be the last thing he'll do tonight.
He was briefly seen back at his underground lair (which is revealed to be a basement) to claim how he has extra plans up his sleeve to track down Garfeild, which has him seeing Junior and Buster where Buster introduces himself, Sylvester looks bewildered by Buster's existence by saying "What the F**K?!" and Junior tells his dad to not worry too much about Junior since Buster is just "some homeless crackhead".
He is later seen walking down a neighborhood and then appears to have found Garfeild's house at night, where Garfeild is found sleeping. Sylvester then tells himself how much all of Garfeild's innocence has been tarnished from the internet, and him stating if he has to save his universe on the web, he'd have to come into temptations, which he is then heard brutally killing Garfeild. He is then seen with a bloody appearance on him after killing Garfeild and Sylvester sees this as "freeing him from his misery on the internet", and now stating it's his turn to save everyone from the internet and that's what he'll do, he then laughs manically to himself, mentions his old catchphrase "Sufferin Succotash" and continues maniacally in a forest of some sort before the closing credits play.
Powers & Abilities[]
- Reality-Warping/Magic: He controls reality and all of the creative and cunning ways to do so.
- Omnipotence: Sylvester happens to possess tons of this due to his magic amulet giving him the abilities do be as powerful as he wants.
- Marksmanship: He keeps many revolvers in his own abode.
- Defying physics: He can take a shotgun he spawned, and turn it into a RPG. He even teleports to space without needing a helmet even!
- Reality-warping/Chaos manipulation: He can use a gauntlet to gather up planets and websites of any form of Rule 34, make it collide and stabilized.
Quotes[]
| “ | I know what must be done. | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, plotting to kill Garfield when he sees a video of Garfield twerking in the teaser trailer "RobotnikZentrics SYLVESTER Teaser". |
| “ | We got a BIG menu! And for you ladies watching this! Don't think I'd forget about having a single trait of: MACHO! Now let's carry on with the list, shall we? | „ |
| ~ Sylvester. |
| “ | The best of the best on the menu is "Daffy Duck": He's a WACKY WACKO, it was fun.. sword-fighting him one time. Not so sure if I wanna have him on my menu, 'cause he'd probably SPOIL it for his, lunacy! And how much of a fool he is! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester mocking Daffy during his ratings. |
| “ | Unbelievably an selfless way to promote my campaign: Sylvester Supreme Pride!!! The next, on the list, "Foghorn Leghorn": This loudmouth is a definite choice for me to turn him into a meal of my own. Especially for me to put him in his place, and LAUGH harder upon EATING him!!!!!' | „ |
| ~ Sylvester's minor breakdown about Foghorn during his ratings. |
| “ | WHAT IN THE HAIRBALLS?!?! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester in response to Pepe Le Pew appearing out of nowhere. |
| “ | No... painful.. DISSS, GUSTING... Trauma.. tizing! Oh... MEM-OR-IES. I'm not going down that path again... | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, during him getting traumatizing flashbacks of what Pepe Le Pew and Pitu Le Pew, both did to him on the internet, raping him as Sylvester descends into madness. |
| “ | No!! It's about time for the two of you, punk-ass bitches, to leave my house! Or YOUR asses are as good as TOAST!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester's mental breakdown, towards the Le Pews. |
| “ | That'll show 'em how Sylvester takes control of the situation!!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, after Pepe Le Pew and Pitu Le Pew were murdered off-screen. |
| “ | OH we're not having this, today! YOU LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU'LL NEED A GOOD WATCH!! ' | „ |
| ~ Sylvester quoting a line from Rocky in Rocky 2, to Porky. |
| “ | Go Fudd yourself!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester to Porky. |
| “ | HE'S in my kill list, and he is DIGUSTINGLY out of date! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester first rating Serigo the Parrot, and then Karkour the chicken. |
| “ | BuhDeuce is so dummy thicc, he puts Bubble Bass, to shame!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester while rating SwaySway and BuhDeuce, and roasting BuhDeuce. |
| “ | Buck's literal ass, is set to SINGE! ' | „ |
| ~ Sylvester to rate Buck Cluck from Chicken Little. |
| “ | Would I wanna cook that, special tush of hers? I don't know! But she'd be happy to serve as a uber for Sylvester Supreme Pride!!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester to rate Daisy Duck. |
| “ | Well, you see son! In response to my atrocious life of Granny. I found a, magic amulet that gave me to fully EXERCISE, so when it was time. I then seeked to destroy the repulsive side of the internet with my MONSTROUS talents!!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester to his son, Sylvester Junior. |
| “ | I am Lord Sylvester! The Only Rapscallion King to RRREIGN SUPREME!!!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, in space gathering every single website of Rule 34 to destroy them all with a RPG. |
| “ | (laughing maniacally) Now, all we gotta do is make sure Google disposes of these SINS for the GREATER good! Those bitches!!'' | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, after broadcasting himself destroying every Rule 34 website. |
| “ | (Narrating to Sylvester Junior): Spotlighting this beautiful moment to the world, and everyone SAW me as a sublime feline. And I was simply PIMPING! Full of chicks, around me!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, telling his son what destroying porn websites while broadcasting had led to. |
| “ | Well of course son! You get the damsels by striving to be the BEST you can be! I believe you will achieve that in life and I just... my slobbering lisp going away by a little! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester to his son |
| “ | (Sylvester): Sharing the whole story gave a grrreat IDEA!!! Why don't we set fire to literally anything unbearable on the internet as "father and son"! How does that sound hm? (Sylvester Jr): Oh for REAL pops!? I was born ready! (Sylvester): So am I! Let's start with Tik Tock and Twitter. |
„ |
| ~ Sylvester to his son |
| “ | There was me, the rapscallion deity. That is Sylvester, and my three companions; Junior, Buster, well we had a third one, but he died from a overdose, and you'll find that out later. And, we sat down in my underground club, plotting to sabotage lewd online content. What to do with the evening. (beat) Adjusting powers of any type, hunting down repugnant FREAKS of nature, with their IP addresses. And maintaining all of the power and resources to do so, which is what we were doing. This would sharpen you up, and make you ready for a bit of the ‘ol, ULTRAVIOLENCE. For, Sylvester. Supreme PRIDE!!!! |
„ |
| ~ Sylvester, in the trailer, which appears to be parodying the intro of Clockwork Orange. |
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- His theme song, heard throughout the video since the video's intro (to the point it cuts during his rating segments and the scene he destroys every Rule 34 site he could find) is a cut version of Trouble Bruin's Maruyama's themes in Dynamite Headdy.
- When Sylvester is seen telling his son what he did after making his cooking episode, the song that plays is a edited version of AOSTH Robotnik's theme in the style of Banjo Kazooie.
- His middle name "JackStallone", has a short reference to Sylvester Stallone; as well as Sylvester quoting said actor from Rocky 2 when Sylvester in the video says his one-liner: "You like having a good time, then you'll need a good watch!".
External Link[]
- Sylvester on Villains Fanon wiki.